alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
Joke of the day.
best-of-funny: lesrevolutionnaires: wanderoar: roseonabeach: frostedsammy: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” what Took me...
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees: They’re BLUE. but mashed, they’re PURPLE?? AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN????? WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
omgoshitskabs: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: “Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now” Phylicia Rashad is the QUEEN
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont...
syupon: tamaraldbrennan: Who are you Whats your favorite color Favorite ship Favorite ice cream flavor Do you have a cat Thank reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
themoosethepietheassbutt: congragulation: u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony. did you mean...
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
Black women are not universally angry, because no group of human beings is...– Getting Off Of Black Women’s Backs. Love Her or Leave Her Alone. Du Bois Review/Volume 3/Issue 02/September 2006, pp 485-502 Marcyliena Morgan & Dionne Bennett (via ramou)
nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: their initial offer is too low possible unnecessary ad space stricter regulations arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY” “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND” “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Style has a profound meaning to Black Americans. If we can’t drive, we will...– Nikki Giovanni (via westindians)
In some ways it was easier for my generation. Racism was blatant and obvious....– Assata Shakur, Honey Magazine debut issue (1998) My friend shared this quote with me today and I instantly remembered another great quote from Assata Shakur that I feel is crucial to be absorbed when reading the quote above “No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them....